What's a Ten?: Looking smug like the Kool-Aid pitcher licking a red and orange popsicle stick inside the elevator with office mates talking loudly to emphasize that my stellar presence is a force to reckon with
What's Not a Ten?: The full blow-by-blow (via the shiny mirror-like elevator door surface) of part of a popsicle coming straight out of my lips and onto the floor, and feeling the collective disgust of strangers who were left to stare at the melting mound of something that used to be inside my mouth
2 comments:
damn gravity... hero to zero just like that
exactly -- we should veto these stupid laws of gravity
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