Wednesday, April 16, 2008

As It Happens, There's More Where That Came From

What's a Ten?: Looking smug like the Kool-Aid pitcher licking a red and orange popsicle stick inside the elevator with office mates talking loudly to emphasize that my stellar presence is a force to reckon with

What's Not a Ten?: The full blow-by-blow (via the shiny mirror-like elevator door surface) of part of a popsicle coming straight out of my lips and onto the floor, and feeling the collective disgust of strangers who were left to stare at the melting mound of something that used to be inside my mouth


iandelmundo said...

damn gravity... hero to zero just like that

Macky Cruz said...

exactly -- we should veto these stupid laws of gravity