How to Juggle Three Balls (no, really)

I know no sport other than billiards -- volleyball and basketball are too major league for me. I jog and raise my arm to change the channels, that's my take on physical activity. I did do Capoeira a couple of times, but I'm waiting for other people to follow through (on my behalf -- I am not lazy, just mainly indifferent). Oh, I do know badminton, but I'm not really enchanted by it. And so on a totally unrelated note, here's a video on juggling:

One day I will juggle like a pro, and all this shit about not knowing how to shoot a basket, volley the ball (or something), etc., will fall in the background.

Mood: